Features:
- Sheath: The strong and durable nylon sheath protects the blade as its stored.
- Paratinder Cord: Inside the cord, you’ll find flammable paratinder to start fires.
- Full Tang Hatchet Blade: Chop through pretty much anything (including zombies) with this sharp and powerful hatchet blade.
- Hammer Head, Nail Claw, and Pry Bar: Use the Zombinator® as a hammer to pound nails, pull nails out, and act as a pry bar.
- Hex Sockets: There are four convenient hex sockets carved into the ax head...3/8, 7/16, 1/2, and 9/16.
- Glass Breaker: Use the hardened steel glass breaker to shatter car side windows and escape.
- Seat Belt Cutter: Use the seat belt cutter to free yourself from jammed car seat belts.
- Scream Whistle: 120-decibel whistle is loud and can signal rescuers.
- Demolition Grip Teeth: Use the teeth to grip tight bolts.
- Wire Twist & Nail Puller: Remove wire and nails easily.
The Zombinator® - The Ultimate Hatchet
Fighting of the next zombie apocalypse, or cutting some firewood for your campfire, the Zombinator® is a must-have tool. With over 10 different functions, this multi-tool is the one you want to carry with you. Plus, it looks really cool!
An Epic Adventure

Built for Adventure. Rooted in Community.
Epic was created from a simple belief: life is meant to be experienced, not watched from the sidelines.
What started as a passion for wind, water, nature, and exploration has grown into a community built around adventure, learning, and connection.
Through Epic Adventures, Epic Gardens, and Epic Adventure Scouts, we bring people together to explore the outdoors, develop new skills, and reconnect with the natural world.
Whether you’re riding wind and waves, learning how food grows, or guiding the next generation of explorers, Epic exists to help people live fully and intentionally.
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Our Mission
To inspire people to live healthier, more adventurous, and more connected lives through nature, movement, and community.
We believe adventure isn’t just about adrenaline — it’s about growth, confidence, and discovering what you’re capable of.
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The Epic Ecosystem
Epic Adventures
Guided outdoor experiences designed to push limits and unlock unforgettable moments.
From kiteboarding downwinders to coastal adventures and retreats, Epic Adventures is about getting outside and living the story.
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Epic Gardens
A farm-to-community movement focused on growing food, sharing knowledge, and reconnecting people to the land.
Epic Gardens celebrates local agriculture, sustainability, and real food grown with intention.
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Epic Adventure Scouts
A youth leadership and outdoor skills program designed to help the next generation build confidence, character, and resilience.
Through hands-on learning, entrepreneurship, and nature-based skills, we help young explorers develop the mindset and tools to thrive.
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Why Epic Exists
In a world that often pulls people indoors and online, Epic is about bringing people back to what matters:
• Adventure
• Nature
• Community
• Growth
• Freedom
We believe the most powerful experiences happen outside, together, and in motion.
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Join the Adventure
Epic isn’t just a brand — it’s a community of explorers, builders, and lifelong learners.
Whether you’re joining an adventure, supporting local food, or helping shape the next generation, you’re part of something bigger.
Welcome to Epic.












